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Futurefuck
Thursday, July 31st, 2008
This just goes to show that even the oldest profession in the world had to adapt with the times and get with the modern age
I find it both exciting and somewhat disturbing to picture the hookers of the future online cybersex 3d virtual worlds…500 lb men looking like the hot white haired young lady in [...]
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Lewd Ol Days
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
You often hear 50+ people talking about how things were better way back and how the Internet has helped destroy society on and on and on they go and we think yeah whatever…the stuff we have now rocks.
Though….if this is what Good ol days were and these are what people are talking about when they [...]
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Dreadful Dieters
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008
It’s cheating little bitch actresses like this that should get cock-slapped by cocks like this…
They go on their special protein diets so that they can stay alive and feed their anorexia at the same time, and then they lie and are lazy and don’t swallow the load when it is delivered.
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Forgetful Four Fingered Floosies
Monday, July 28th, 2008
The media keeps telling people about the horrible things that can happen if they smoke marijuana…
If your girlfriend happens to be a typical blonde bimbo slut like this one, forgotten sextoys of course is another thing to be aware of.
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I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat
Saturday, July 26th, 2008
I don’t know what planet this is where a woman’s pussy is a pussy…
But whatever planet it is, if a pussy is a pussy then mans have got to evolve their cocks into dogs…maybe this would be easier if they were on Pluto.
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Licence To Fuck
Friday, July 25th, 2008
Another reason why the Americans are better than the British…you see James Bond may have had young ladys with names like Pussy Galore and Holly GoodHead, but when he was in bed with them they were all silent little fuck toys…
American agents make their young ladys cum so hard they scream and the CIA double [...]
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Be Happy With Yourself
Thursday, July 24th, 2008
Nowadays it’s hard to tell which part of a woman is fake and which is real…with all the different implants readily available to be inserted here there and everywhere, these young ladys are spending thousands of dollars to turn themselves into something they weren’t meant to be.
The problem with this is that they end up [...]
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Toons of Pleasure and Pain
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008
Dont know if you ever watched this movie from the 90s starring John Ritter where he was trapped in his tv going channel to channel…well of course like any such movie needs to do it included a part where he got turned into a hentai and was in a hentai world.
Trashy Toons is there to [...]
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Mulligan Stew
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
This is the reason the Irish should be in charge of television programming…Mulligan’s Stew.
Crappy shows like Divorce Court, Sex Court and all the idiotic reality shows that people glue themselves to…mix them together and you get a stew that will make your cock spew.
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Gal swallows sticky sperm!
Monday, July 21st, 2008
This definitely wasn't her desire to open the mouth and get fed with massive pecker, but fortunately for us, this animated gal appeared to stay on her knees in front of huge throbbing cock sliding between her lips and badly fucking her hot mouth! What's more, guy shot all cum in that throat!
Watch this gallery [...]